only the mind is capable of shitting

when i was a kid it never occurred to me that someone might actually stick his or her tongue into another person's ass.  even after "coming out" i never imagined that...  did you ever have such filthy thoughts, horny reader?  

french philosophers deleuze and guattari famously said:  "only the mind is capable of shitting."  i'm going to blog about that tomorrow.  right now i'm frankly exhausted from a night of practicing what i write about a little too much.  til then...

9 (+2) reasons straight men should be gay

batters up!  anyone care to take this one on?  i'd list his phone number if i had it...

29-year-old straight male blogger "dereck" at  http://cynikeel.blogspot.com shares 9 reasons why straight guys should "convert."  they are:  to attract more women, to run hollywood, to be funnier, to make new friends, to avoid unwanted pregnancies, to get in better shape, to have more fun at concerts, and to even the playing field (men like sex as much as, well, men).

it's nice to see the envy, but i suspect he misses the 2 best reasons:  better oral sex:

and asses like this:

celebrating asses

but love has pitched his mansion in

the place of excrement;

for nothing can be sole or whole

that has not been rent.

william butler yeats

we live in a culture that celebrates the phallic and denigrates the anal. the erect penis is desired, envied. the ass is abject, dirty. porn encourages us to think more broadly and inclusively--obviously and thankfully. today let's celebrate asses! and the new blog template that allows for bigger images. talk about having ass in your face~  enjoy! and let me know what you think of the new template--even if you think it's too big--i'll appreciate the feedback!

driven to the balls!

 "Ah...did you but know how delicate is one's enjoyment when a heavy prick fills the behind, when, driven to the balls, it flutters there, palpitating; and then, withdrawn to the foreskin, it hesitates, and returns, plunges in again, up to the hair! No, no, in the wide world, there is no pleasure to rival this one: 'tis the delight of philosophers, that of heroes, it would be that of the gods were not the parts used in this heavenly conjugation the only gods we on earth should reverence!"  --dolmance, in sade's "philosophy in the bedroom"

one of the themes of this blog is learning from porn. produced in the urban centers--produced by people connected to the cutting edge of gay sexual culture--pornography teaches us to leave behind attitudes that regard the ass as abject and dirty. the anus is a place that can be a source of enormous pleasure through being licked, stroked, sucked, bitten (yes!), lubed up, penetrated, vibrated, and more...

get your tongue in there, boy!

a smokin' hot ass is a smokin' hot ass, and that's where your tongue belongs too, cocksucker, and don't you forget it! and in this one place, you don't have to work hard. the more gentle, the more subtle, the better...

some asses you'd like to sink your tongue into...

...wouldn't you now, pigboy? why don't you get your tongue in there and get it good and ready and i'll follow with my cock!

there's a pic of me in this post. there's also a pic of a boy i've fucked. can you guess which is which? ha!