comfortably numb

this new product has been in the news quite a bit lately.  bill o'reilly demonstrated it on the factor last night.  he said he's old fashioned and, except for viagra, didn't really need chemical assistance.  who knew he was such a good cocksucker?

anyway, i've ordered some to try--not myself, of course--but i'll get a few bottoms to check it out on my cock and i'll report back to you.  if you have experience with it, please comment!

here's the manufacturer's description:

"Comfortably Numb is a flavored desensitizing spray specially formulated to reduce the discomfort associated with oral sex. The refreshing mist contains a mild numbing agent that coats the back of the throat, helping to suppress gag reflex and prevent discomfort during oral sex. Discreet enough to take with you wherever you go, this special spritz doubles as a breath freshener as well."

i especially like the idea that it's "discreet enough to take wherever you go."  what a great way to manage perception of the corporation's stinginess with quantity and flip it into a benefit.  on the other hand, they're also suggesting that oral sex might just belong places outside the bedroom, and we can appreciate that suggestion, even if o'reilly didn't.

comfortably numb can be ordered at amazon.com or on the fox news official website.