dear horny readers,
i've been watching a lot of bad porn lately. especially now that i consider it "my job" to do so... the good news is that i'm looking for you and will report the best i see... the bad news is that most of what i see just doesn't measure up to this blog's exacting standards. sorry if that sounds pompous, i'm sure it does, but there's too little passion, too many guys not into each other (or not able to show it because of controlling directors), too much staging and posing, too many soft cocks, too many plucked and roided-out bodies that have been through a falcon or hothouse "car wash," too many guys who obviously don't know how to suck cock or care about it and tops who obviously aren't enjoying their bottoms...too many beautiful bodies that don't know how to have sex or aren't allowed to do so...these problems plague today's porn world. a commenter here says that he watches vintage porn for this reason...real guys having real sex--that's where i frequently turn for inspiration as well, there and to amateur stuff. give me vintage 70s and 80s falcon any day over much of the boring stuff produced today!.
the new poll: should i "review" all the porn i see, or just continue to promote the best? please vote!
thanks for reading! i'm at your service...at least until you're between my legs.
tom
I completely agree. I actually find myself drawn more to vintage porn, like the vintage Colt. What I really hate is the post dubbing. It really adds nothing to the porn, and you can tell its fake. I find myself muting it.
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ReplyDeleteYou can review them all AND promote the best. Reviewing is not necessarily promoting. Write more, though. I love your work.
ReplyDeletehey supplicant, thanks! i'll try to write more...it's a matter of time (isn't it for everyone!)
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